He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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