all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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