I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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