ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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