I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I wish life had little blips of pornography
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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