it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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