why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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