I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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