the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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