bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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