...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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