Whod you bang
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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