I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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