Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I could fuck to npr.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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