Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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