Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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