Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
