I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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