That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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