That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
