Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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