have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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