I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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