i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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