Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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