Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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