He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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