Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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