Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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