how hairy? two words: wookie tits
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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