real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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