So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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