If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Found your dick twin last night
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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