It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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