I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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