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I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
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