i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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