When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
The uberlube is also flammable
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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