Whod you bang
Only a mothe r could love this liver
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
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