So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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