Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
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