Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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