This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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