That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Dear god my vagina.
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