today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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