Dual....:-)
Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
