it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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