You just made me feel so damn special
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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