Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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