if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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