Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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