oh god the rape fog is back!
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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