Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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