i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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